transexism:

lieutenantbites:

are the top players in leauge of legends called legends of leauge

no they’re called losers

(via crypticrose)

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

(via zaza-the-great)

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

(via ikimaru)

natsubutart:

I GOT CHILLSTHEY’RE MULTIPLYING

natsubutart:

I GOT CHILLS
THEY’RE MULTIPLYING

(via madcarnival)

noemail:

stereobone:

homovikings:

i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president

ohmygod could you imagine tho

“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”

“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”

image

(via thedarkcarnivalhascookies)

cozyafternoons:

drapetomania:

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

(via helpahomestuck)

vitael:

topshopped:

cucuhmber:

moonberrie:

pxxies:

I’ve been there and it’s breathtaking because it’s so smooth and the water is so warm

wowowow can someone tell me where this is

yea where is this?!?/?

Where is this? :o

In Pamukkale, Turkey.

vitael:

topshopped:

cucuhmber:

moonberrie:

pxxies:

I’ve been there and it’s breathtaking because it’s so smooth and the water is so warm

wowowow can someone tell me where this is

yea where is this?!?/?

Where is this? :o

In Pamukkale, Turkey.

(via helpahomestuck)